found in Cape Town, . She is wily, but nice. If  you buy her sushi, she will tell you a story.

She's dismal at parking and decent at flowers. She likes to wear yellow and devise secret powers. She's feisty, it's true, she can take on a fight. And dance low like Beyonce through the dark hues of night. 

Dating Problems 2016 [A cartoon]

Dating Problems 2016 [A cartoon]

We've seen a lot this year. People are saying things like, 2016 is so vengeful- who hurt her? We've also seen the rise of online dating #eek. Many hilarious situations. You know, in past they had to deal with letters in the post, marrying the boy next door because he was the only person you could get to on horseback, the Black plague, incest- all sorts of things. Now we have our own set of challenges. 

You mean that picture I liked was a real person?  

Instagram likes: the digital version of a crush.

Why put a title on it, commitment is SO 2012?

We all know the wood cutting lumberjack is the ultimate girl crush, but hey times are changing.

Text wars 10. Emotional stability 0. 

This is our world, right? CRAZY. 

New York would never dream of building a wall

New York would never dream of building a wall

Don't Mess

Don't Mess

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